Romance with me & the signs

One of the many questions that is mandatory in getting to know someone, you know... name, age, where you from... blase blase. One of the necessary questions is, hey what's your sign. Some people don't believe in it, the stars, that they predict your future, it is witchcraft so on. But I do, I believe it is true. I am a Cancer, so I'm a homebody, love my house, comfort, super sensitive, need to be loved, kind & affectionate. That's just me, now tell me why my sign personality describes me as the same way? Hmmm maybe I'm just a lucky individual, nope, maybe it's real.
So I've been with a couple signs in my lifetime, talked to a couple, but not all. This is basically a summary of those that I have been with it and the similar personality traits they have. I'm telling you, you need to start believing if you don't.

Virgo -
For some reason I'm so attracted to Virgos. They are the bad boys, the always in trouble type. Kinda on the mean side, but easily manipulated by me. In a good way though. They always got a lot going on in their life, looking for a way out. With this sign I know exactly what I need to be, a shoulder to lean...discuss their problems, prove to them that all girls are not the same. With them you got to listen, no need to speak, all they need is the comfort of knowing you on the other end of the phone, the bed, the chair....listening.

Cancers -
Oh I hate cancer boys, lol! Too similar, we are both hard headed and so stubborn. Who's right, I'm right? At first it is like perfection manifested itself in human form. Oh I'm in LOVE, give it about 2 months, and the fighting replaced all the love that was in the relationship before. Yes we are both equally emotional, and smother each other with love. But when sensitive meets sensitive, just too much strong emotions there, it can turn into hate way too easily. There is a thin line between the two, you know that right. So cancers, I'll leave it to a friendship level, which is hard because we catch feelings so easily, but yea. That's all Ima be with a Cancer, friends.

Scorpios -
Conceited ass sign, they know they look good, but boy do they like to rub it in. Scorpios & me, so not go very well. Sure we bond, for a short time, but trust, its not going to last. We just both have different intentions. Their mind is always on sex, while mine is in a hundred different places.

Pisces -
The most confusing sign yet! Pisces men are hard to understand, they do things for different reasons. What I do know is that they can be very annoying to me, do things that they know i don't like just to get under my skin. Like play extremely loud music when I'm on the phone, take my stuff. Tickle me till I can't breathe, Pull my hair! Y'all just play too much sometimes!

Aquarius -
Aquariuses are one of my favorite signs. Especially relationship wise. To me, they are very sensitive..when they fall in love they fall hard. They don't argue much, and try to avoid argument as much as possible. They love conversation and I can spend hours talking to them about everything to nothing. Very calm sign, can be a very passionate and sexual person when they want to be and are very open minded.

Taurus -
Y'all are suppose to be a Cancer's perfect match. I mean I ain't go lie, I have a ex and he is a Taurus and I fell in love with him every time I talked back to him. It's kinda sad actually, but yea, he was perfect. Y'all calm, we can go hours talking, conversation is butter. Y'all kinda a homebody like me, we could block out the world and just act like its just us too. I love it... y'all the best game spitters, could have a girl like me in love quick! But just cause your a nigga, and niggas are simple, its real easy to tell when I'm not the only one in your life.

Capricorns -
The opposite sign of a Cancer, I don't come across you guys much, because we just don't attract each other. Very hard in expressing your feelings. Could go months talking to you, not even know you have the slightest feelings for me. Capricorns are not big on emotions, but i do know when you fall in love, it usually last.

Leos -
Leos are big on looks. I know if I rock with a Leo i have to look my best. Y'all can dress your ass off but we not much of a match I guess. Very ambitious dudes, y'll stay focused & goal oriented but... sometimes you let your job just get in the way of you living your life. Most likely we won't talk much because of this, and therefore we just are going to fall apart. I have horrible luck with Leos because of their short attention spans. For some reason we don't understand each other. Our signs just don't click.

Libras -
Libras and i tend to always fall in the same pattern, I'm always the victim! They are not big on feelings especially for a sensitive sign like me. I always end up being the one hurt. They love to argue especially over dominance, so I tend to stay away from Libras as much as possible.

Sagittarius -
Very outgoing sign. One thing about you guys is that you are sneaky! Y'all may seem all quiet and nice at first, but when I get to know you guys its more to what it seems. Y'all heart is through your stomach, love to eat, love to sleep. I don't know how relationships end with y'all but I'm bout to find out lol.