My Pet Peeves

Everyone got these certain things that just, irk the shit outta them, mine....i don't know if they are extreme, or maybe just a little wierd, but here they are:

1. Hair - if its not on your head, then shave it off, its not necessary!
2. Bumps - instant turn off if its on your back.
3. Cracking knuckles - the sound provokes an immediate gag reflex.
4. Patting your weaves - sound like you trying to relocate your brain, and break your skull. No ladies, just take it out!!
5. Smoking - you will get through life easier, if you just tell me you don't smoke, because I'm going to constantly talk about quitting
6. Loud - people, so pointless especially when I'm right next to your ass, just please stop
7. Stank People - take a bath, not that hard, deodorant is easily purchased at a local dollar store.
8. Sharing drinks - I'll kill you, just don't even try it.
9. My lip gloss - use it, and most likely as soon as you're done with it, I will toss it in the trash. I don't know you like that guh!
10. Fake people - don't be all up on shequanda one min and as she turn her back you be like Psst! Aye Toya, girl you aint go believe this! I'll expose your ass, just tell home girl you don't like her. Stop pretending, cause karma is alot worst.
11. Niggas - nothings turns me off more than nigga! Which is defined as a ignorant person who doesn't know how to act, whether you black white or asian, act stupid, you're a nigga.
12. Game spitters - back in the day it was, "Aye mami, you looking good, what you said you let me get them digits so we can talk, yada yaa" now a days its like "Aye redbone....shawty...bitch, when you go come over so we can FUCK!" WTF! Niggas done lost they riteous minds. That shit isn't attractive! Its never works for your lil dickass virgin minds, so why the fuck you keep saying it! Time to switch the game up niggas...its getting old.
13. Boys who let sex run their lives - you ever been somewhere and there's this dude somewhere talking loud as hell about some girl he fucked, or sum girl who he gave head to. And he talks about it like he's the luckiest man alive, boasts about it. Basically he's a man hoe. That just kill me, such a turn off. If a dude gets mad at me & says that's it, you aint getting none me tonight, you my type of nigga. If you can go without it, without later begging and pleading, then you my type.
14. Conceited People - You are not God's greatest gift to earth. You define you by all means, but be like me. Be conceited in your head, like damn I'm banging! I would so fuck myself if I was a dude. But you will never hear me say that ish out loud. I keep it to myself